Priapus: A Huge Dick with a Huge Dick Priapus was a minor Greek god; an ill-tempered dwarf whose personality matched his giant, ever-on-display, genitalia. Like other Greek gods who enjoyed displaying their weaponry (Zeus and his thunderbolt, Athena and her spear, Hades and his bident, etc…), Priapus liked to show off his “weapon” at all times and many of his behaviors are directly related to the use, or attempted use, of his beef bayonet. Priapus “ is mainly known for his huge virile member, and the size of it is so enormous that it has been called ‘column’, ‘twelve-inch pole’, ‘cypress’, ‘spear’, ‘pyramid’, and many other names of the same kind referring to the dimensions of his penis.” (maicar.com) Sometimes depicted in art as weighing his fandangled mandangler against a haul of vegetables from a garden, Priapus was not only a god of fertility and male potency but was also the god of vegetable gardens and known as a protector of beehives, flocks, vineyards, merchant sailing, an...