Richard Prefers Dick: a homoerotic visit to the DMV an alphabet book for kids by Guinevere Knight A A is for APATHETIC. I should probably put a definition here but I can’t be bothered. Richard, the man behind the counter, is APATHETIC about everything in life except being called by his full name. Richard prefers Dick. He loves Dick more than anything else. B B is for BORING Not interesting, tedious Steven usually finds the DMV BORING, until today. Today Steven sees Richard for the first time. Steven also prefers Dick. C C is for CERTIFICATE a document serving as evidence or as written testimony, as of status,qualifications, privileges, or the truth of something Steven takes a number and furtively glances at Richard while he waits. After an hour, Richard calls Steven’s number. But Steven can’t find his birth CERTIFICATE in his stack of paperwork. Richard tells him to go find it. “Get a new number,” says Richard. Steven gets a new num...
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